A short list of things I hate
To celebrate my birthday 🎈
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I rarely celebrate myself so this is self-indulgence. On my actual birthday and my cat’s (I have a cat now and we share the same birthday, just many years apart). To honour myself and my fleeting thoughts, here is a random list of things I hate in true hater style. This is meant to be a joke, but also a little serious, but a joke. But serious! Maybe a joke. I wanted to pass on wisdom and insights, but to be honest I am all vibes most of the time. ✌🏽
In no particular order:
People who make matcha – drinking matcha, making a reel about obtaining said matcha, talking about how much they’re a matcha girlie – their entire personality.
Trends (this is a bigger future newsletter).
Rice salads. No shade to people who like them, I’m happy for you! But rice always with gravy/something runny/some curry or stir-fried.
Overnight oats.
Runny eggs, food porn shite.
Indians supporting Isnotreal – why?!
People talking to me in Hindi even after I pointedly reply in English. Please get the hint.
‘You alright’ some 20 times a day.
People who take the minus offer on The Chase need help.
YT people who tan themselves brown but still receive and benefit from their YT privilege. If you are going to become brown you should be down to clown (with the lack of privileges).
Not being able to move towards change.
Phrases like ‘guilty pleasure’, ‘dirty food’, ‘clean eating’, ‘elevated xxxx food’.
People who are allergic to learning anything/think they are above it.
Social media HAULS – GTFO of my face with that.
The very act of writing until it is finished and published and I have to start again… the dance is exhilarating.
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Also the adjective "healthy" applied to food or anything else. Ditto exotic.
Particularly “elevated” peasant food. I hate that people think they need to refine and elevate something that they once thought was beneath them to eat. See Scouse on a stick being served at Manifest in Liverpool 🙃