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NAOMI DUGUID's avatar

Also the adjective "healthy" applied to food or anything else. Ditto exotic.

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Heavy Digestations's avatar

Particularly “elevated” peasant food. I hate that people think they need to refine and elevate something that they once thought was beneath them to eat. See Scouse on a stick being served at Manifest in Liverpool 🙃

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Chiara Cui's avatar

"If you are going to become brown you should be down to clown (with the lack of privileges)." - Lol'd at this!

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Apoorva Sripathi's avatar

me too hahaha

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Sue Currie's avatar

HAppy birthday

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Apoorva Sripathi's avatar

thank you!

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Sarah Cooke's avatar

...but what about if you like matcha and also dislike "matcha girlies" and wish they would go back to saying it tasted like grass.

(This is delightful and hilarious and HAPPY BIRTHDAY.) The inability to move towards change, coupled with the allergic to learning anything: brutal combination!

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Apoorva Sripathi's avatar

i think then that is acceptable. thank you <3 <3 i too am a brutal combination of everything love and hate

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sarah duignan, phd's avatar

oh my gosh this is the best birthday list i’ve ever seen. also to your “you alright,” rey has been similarly deeply frustrated with how many times the boys in her class say “A-YOOO” so hater in training that would definitely appreciate this lol. happy birthday!!!🥳

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Apoorva Sripathi's avatar

i wanted to offer so much wisdom and love but this is a more truthful expression of me, a rant! i identify with rey so much!!! (and thank you <3)

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Snf's avatar

Yes ! you nailed

So many

Current stupidities

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Sarah May Grunwald's avatar

I share a birthday with my dog. I just straight up hate Israel. I love to hate.

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